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A little known fact
Chuck Norris Will Roundhouse Kick
Writers of Haiku
Chuck Norris learned his
roundhouse kicking style from a
lost Chinese haiku.
The most beautiful
haiku ever written is
Chuck Norris's Beard
Chuck Norris doesn't
know how to write, so he can't
enter this contest.
Chuck Norris chop chop
National Champion Flop
Tex Ranger No More
chuck norris used a
roundhouse to put an end to
this haiku.
Mighty like thunder
Jackie Chan licks my big balls
Little man fighting
Sidekicks: The Movie
Chuck Norris, Joe Piscopo
Cinematic gold!
Club all baby seals!
They are my one true weakness!
Proclaimed Chuck Norris.
Get out of my head!
"It's the Ultimate Showdown..."
Damn Chuck and his thighs
Chuck Norris acting:
Wooden like the boards he breaks.
I won't tell him though.
Copus wants Norris
So he can get his freak on.
Yeah that's how it is.
I saw Chuck Norris,
dry humping a crocodile.
He made it his bitch.
Killed the dinosaurs.
The cause of global warming.
Chuck Norris a god!
A god among men
Oh how we love Chuck Norris!
I had his baby
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