A little known fact
Chuck Norris Will Roundhouse Kick
Writers of Haiku
--Matt Overton

Chuck Norris learned his
roundhouse kicking style from a
lost Chinese haiku. 
--Matt Overton

The most beautiful
haiku ever written is
Chuck Norris's Beard
--Matt Overton

Chuck Norris doesn't
know how to write, so he can't
enter this contest.
--Matt Overton

Chuck Norris chop chop    
National Champion Flop  
Tex Ranger No More      
--Phil Riegle

chuck norris used a
roundhouse to put an end to
this haiku.
--Craig Morin

Mighty like thunder
Jackie Chan licks my big balls
Little man fighting
--Joanna Gleason

Sidekicks: The Movie
Chuck Norris, Joe Piscopo
Cinematic gold!
--Scott Flickinger

Club all baby seals!
They are my one true weakness!
Proclaimed Chuck Norris.
--Brian Rumschlag

Get out of my head!
"It's the Ultimate Showdown..."
Damn Chuck and his thighs
--Brian Rumschlag

Chuck Norris acting:
Wooden like the boards he breaks.
I won't tell him though.
-- Scott Flickinger

Copus wants Norris
So he can get his freak on.
Yeah that's how it is.
-- James Beams

 I saw Chuck Norris, 
dry humping a crocodile. 
He made it his bitch. 
--Brian Rumschlag

Killed the dinosaurs. 
The cause of global warming. 
Chuck Norris a god! 
--Brian Rumschlag

A god among men 
Oh how we love Chuck Norris! 
I had his baby
--Brian Rumschlag