Spills not thrills I'm having a leaky day. I've spilled pop, salad dressing, pickle juice, and the innards of a black ink pen today. Unfortunately, only the black ink made it to my mouth. I think this means something. Something important. Probably God's revenge for me offering to perform back street abortions out of my trunk to make up for people at work who won't donate to United Way because some chapters fund Planned Parenthood. I mean, there are so many better reasons to not like United Way.... Posted at 08:51:00 PM EST by copus
Nothing to see here..... I'm bored tonight, and don't have a lot that I feel like doing or saying. Well, at least I can leave you a hippy liberal pinko commie link to road. Posted at 09:16:47 PM EST by copus
Really fast dating stuff So, I might actually get motivated to go to a speed dating thing on Friday. However, it's on April Fool's day, so maybe I won't. At any rate, I think the idea of spending three minutes with a person might actually work out for me. I think that's long enough to meet a person, but not quite long enough to completely creep them out. I can wait until the first date to do that. On another note, tonight I'll be having nightmares of a pregnant Andrew spawning little Andrew Juniors into the world. I just hope he doesn't breast feed them... Posted at 10:09:47 PM EST by copus
Akron has fun? Ok, I found a cool place in Akron. Well, at least early in the evening before the crowds come and the lines form. And I even beat people at pool. And chicks even eyed me (maybe this is a hint that it's all a big scam). At any rate, fun for all involved. And I even got to cap the night with a late night IM session with the infamous Jim Baumgardner. It truly is a Good Friday (morning). Posted at 12:49:43 AM EST by copus
Spamghetti! Welp, I was too lazy to go grocery shopping tonight, so it became random food-creation time again! Oooh... expired jar of spaghetti sauce... I think I have some noodles. And some fresh vegetables and spices to make the sauce a little better. Hmmmm.... the brand new unopened package of cheddar cheese from Giant Eagle is completely moldy... guess I'll have to make due with some Velveeta I happened to have in the fridge. Hmmm... I feel like the sauch needs some meat. Well, I have tuna, but that would be a little odd. Ooooh... Bu and Devon brought SPAM the last time they visited. I'll make Spamghetti! Dice it up, drop a few bits on the floor... Shoester goes nuts over it, so it HAS to be good. Ah, perfect! At least this concoction didn't have to be dumped down the garbage disposal. Current Mood: Glad I'm not experiencing dreaded anal leakage. Posted at 10:08:15 PM EST by copus
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