Pride of CWRU Ladies and Gentlemen, the PRIDE of Case Western Reserve University... Posted at 07:16:39 AM EST by copus
Feline Protection and Enhancement System And some people say *I* have too much free time. To those people I present the Feline Protection and Enhancement System. Remember, I have better things to do. Like Mountain Dew can coffee tables. Posted at 09:57:48 PM EST by copus
Today's Iron Chef Ingredient: Guinness Stout Someone who has an ice cream maker and some free time should really try this recipe: Guinness Ice Cream! Posted at 11:02:37 PM EST by mattho Ho Made Hum mus Tonight I'll show you how to make your own delicious homemade hummus in just a few easy steps. 
STEP 2: FIND SUITABLE MIXING DEVICE 
STEP 3: ENJOY! 
My secret ingredient is love. Posted at 08:44:46 PM EST by copus
Three Legged Parakeet I fried up some ham tonight for dinner. I didn't even think how long it had been sitting in the fridge. I gave a bit to Shoester, and I took a few bites myself. I noticed the cat wouldn't eat it. Then I noticed it tasted a little bit funny. So I dumped it down the garbage disposal. Mental note: have the cat test my food before I eat it. He is obviously smarter than I am. Posted at 06:08:19 PM EST by copus
Cuddle Creepy As "cute" and "non-threatening" as this may be, I think I found my anti-party, the Cuddle Party. I'm a big fan of cuddling, but I guess I'm a little picky on who I'll let touch me. Random strangers? Not so much. Posted at 09:02:43 PM EST by copus
a SORT OF winner After much creative input and beautiful poetry, THIS is what the people chose as a fitting winner: roundhouse to put an end to this haiku. --Craig Morin See the whole list here. Maybe next time I'll do a RUNOFF! Posted at 08:02:15 PM EST by copus
Change of plans Just when I planned on growing a second penis... sheesh.. women are never satisfied. Posted at 09:04:50 PM EST by copus
All politicians worship Satan Yet another great link found via Boing Boing. From the Boing Boing entry: Posted at 05:53:56 PM EST by copus
For those of you who want to see the exciting results of the haiku contest AS THEY HAPPEN, click on this. Now to prepare my apartment for a relaxing steam cleaning... Posted at 10:03:18 PM EST by copus
Haiku Voting For All Vote once... well, vote once per IP address... cheaters... Who's Chuck Norris haiku will reign supreme??? Posted at 10:39:40 PM EST by copus
Color Quiz So, some Color Quiz claims to be able to make insights on a persons personality based on how they choose colors. Here are my results:  James took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!"Feels the situation is hopeless. Strongly resists ..."
Posted at 09:15:09 PM EST by copus
Ingagi BoingBoing had an interesting article about the 1930 movie "Ingagi". Let me get this straight, there was a large ape movie out before King Kong, and it was pulled from the theaters NOT because of its racist overtones or insinuations of African natives having "relations" with gorillas, or even the nudity. It was pulled because it wasn't actually "authentic." I can't wait until Peter Jackson does a remake of this one. I wanna play the gorilla. Or the turtle with scales and wings. Posted at 07:11:36 PM EST by copus
Chuck Norris DEFINED Haikus It's Haiku Contest Time! And, to allow as much creative as freedom as possible, let's use everyone's favorite Internet fad, or meme, or whatever you want to call it. Five-Seven-Five Syllable Format Multiple Entries Encouraged Topic: CHUCK NORRIS How to submit: Send me an email or an IM with the submission... make sure to put your name with it, too... things can get a little mixed up. Sending me an IM would be the best way, but if you don't have that, submit it at haikusubmission@copus.org. When I deem that enough submissions have been gathered and I'm not likely to get any more, we'll have a happy little vote to see who's is the best. These better be good, or someone may be receiving a swift roundhouse kick. Posted at 02:33:16 PM EST by copus maybe this will work So, I've been having problems with the whole "posting things without fucking up James' site" process. However, I feel that I should mention the fact that Smack and I spent New Year's Day at Akron General Hospital taking care of our friend who felt it necessary to sprain both ankles and her right knee by falling off of the ol' karaoke stage. Rock and Roll. Posted at 12:50:53 AM EST by mattho The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny The only reason my horse didn't win is because it was 18 on 1 and that's a load of BS. Posted at 12:38:37 AM EST by mattho The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny The only reason my horse didn't win is because it was 18 on 1 and that's a load of BS. Posted at 12:38:32 AM EST by mattho |
