who doesn't love Cleveland sports Despite a 20-7 victory over the San Francisco 49ers and a 10-6 record, the Browns will not be going to the playoffs this year. Just as well, since we all know that it would end with a heart breaking defeat. Hooray for next year. Link to this article Posted at 01:06:58 AM EST by mattho
Marion Mayhem My uncle kept mentioning that an indoor football team was playing in the Marion County Fairgrounds arena. Now I think I'll have to go see a game. Pepe Pearson is their head coach for 2008, and Stanley Jackson is the quarterback. These two guys were starters for the 1996 and 1997 Ohio State football team.... the one that won the Rose Bowl and went to a Sugar Bowl during my freshman and sophomore years of college. That's a blast from the past. Link to this article Posted at 09:31:14 AM EST by copus
Anagram Madness Me: Crab Jousters Poem Matt Ho: Halibut Fencing Song Me: Jamborees Cup Sort Matt Ho: Festival Mug Route Me: Bear Scooters Jump Matt Ho: Ape Bicycle Hop Me: Saber Coot Jumpers Mat Ho: what are: anagrams for James Copus? Me: Jab Outscore Sperm Me: ding ding ding! Matt Ho: or James Robert Copus, i would guess Matt Ho: hmm Me: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=james+robert+copus&t=1000 Matt Ho: you do Outscore Jab Sperm Matt Ho: for the most part Link to this article Posted at 07:30:07 PM EST by copus Merry Something People in Youngstown are putting up billboards that say, "I miss hearing you saying Merry Christmas" -- Jesus. Wow, I would assume that Jesus would be more upset about the poverty, hatred, torture, murders, genocide, and overall not-niceness in the world. As opposed to semantics over using a greeting meaning "holy days" instead of one referring to a specific holy day.... that isn't treated all that holy in the first place. On another note, wouldn't attributing quotations to Jesus be a sacrilege to a Bible Study group in the first place? Or at least libel. Jesus should totally sue. Link to this article Posted at 08:07:55 AM EST by copus
Commercial Career You know, I need to take up a new career making ESPN SportsCenter commercials: So brilliant. And no engineering involved. Link to this article Posted at 10:43:08 PM EST by copus
Bacon is good in ANYTHING My roommate is trying to convince me to bake chocolate chip cookies made with bacon.... and topped with bacon. I'm curious. It's hard to go wrong with salt and sweet. And fat and chocolate. And maple and grease??? ... On a completely unrelated note...if you have surround sound speakers, and are getting annoyed with the announcing during a blowout, turn off the center speaker. Then, if you're lucky and watching the Jets get beaten down by the Browns, try to pick out the individual yelling and cheers in your rear speakers. Some of the stuff you pick out is hilarious. And much better than the game announcers. Link to this article Posted at 10:50:48 PM EST by copus
Akron Revival I guess all that business development work downtown is actually paying off. The most interesting fact: ...Akron is the only major Ohio city besides Columbus to add jobs since 1983... Just wait until we have that downtown football stadium, new hotels and shopping around the Goodyear headquarters, and a couple new downtown breweries and restaurants. If we can just reduce the number of crazy drunk homeless people accosting downtown visitors, we'd be great.... Link to this article Posted at 01:50:19 PM EST by copus
Tiz the Zeazon Christmas Lights 2007:  If I triple the number of lights I use every year, I calculate that I will consume 90 percent of the electricity in Fairlawn before the end of the next decade. Link to this article Posted at 07:35:10 PM EST by copus
Vast Search Engine Conspiracy Oh, no, Teh Googles Is Kommunists!. While it is strange they celebrated Remembrance Day and not Memorial Day, I'm pretty sure it's not because Google has some inherent left-wing anti-Democratic bias. Of course, judging from the ads in the sidebars, I'm pretty sure this website knows a thing or two about bias. Link to this article Posted at 07:00:27 AM EST by copus
Hunting Season From a conversation while bowling tonight... Me: "Do you hunt bears?" Guy 1:"I don't like to hunt bears" Me: "You like to be the only predator in the situation?" Guy 2:"He likes his prey like he likes his women... easy" Me: "... and with big racks" Link to this article Posted at 10:24:47 PM EST by copus
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