From Twitter 12-30-2009

• 07:31:03: sorta via @Elenamary: Bacon Beer. This might be going a little too far... http://groceryeats.com/2009/03/26/bacon-beer/
  

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From Twitter 12-29-2009

• 14:27:48: did you know that all men have another woman lined up if they think they're going to get dumped? i learned this from a lady customer at ...
  
• 15:30:57: Dirty naked computer pictures! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/
  

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From Twitter 12-25-2009

• 11:27:08: http://twitpic.com/v5gie - It's a traffic light Xmas!
  

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From Twitter 12-24-2009

• 18:49:37: It has taken nearly six years, but I finally have a favorite local BBQ joint: http://www.oldcarolina.com/
  
• 20:35:02: As Jeff O. says, "Merry Xmas. The X is for Destruction" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZeguaJzUyk&feature=player_embedded
  

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From Twitter 12-23-2009

• 16:44:27: http://twitpic.com/uuck4 - Not lunch meat
  

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From Twitter 12-19-2009

• 08:25:22: http://twitpic.com/u5usa - Grrrr.... James Teeth ANGRY!
  
• 10:26:16: http://twitpic.com/u693w - Why does this cat have cucumbers on its eyes?
  

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From Twitter 12-18-2009

• 08:57:58: Amazing 80's song of the day at the Orthodontist: Whip It!
  

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From Twitter 12-17-2009

• 18:08:40: Interesting real-world/data interface concepts: http://tinyurl.com/y97qkfk
  

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From Twitter 12-16-2009

• 19:46:16: Thanks, Nova, for teaching me that humans originally got their pubic lice from gorillas...
  
• 23:06:35: Are the Raiders going to try out ALL the former Browns QBs?
  

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From Twitter 12-15-2009

• 07:08:29: I finally bought my new commuter vehicle: http://tinyurl.com/y9dvbls
  
• 09:57:08: I like to buy horrible stuff: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/12/14/axiom/
  
• 14:46:15: Seen on Slashdot: A pizza with depth a and radius z has a volume of pi z z a.
  
• 16:52:25: How the Big Ten will stay the Big Ten if they expand again: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duodecimal
  

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From Twitter 12-14-2009

• 11:29:44: U. of Akron had to run an ad to get a QB: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=114330830&ft=3&f=1020,1055,1136,1147
  

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From Twitter 12-12-2009

• 09:23:00: via @podux: It's not the school, it's the student: http://tinyurl.com/y8gjf7w
  
• 13:45:30: Shhh! I'm getting a Sausage Briefcase for my boss: http://tinyurl.com/yco4w6j
  
• 20:37:29: http://twitpic.com/t9wqw -
  

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The Ravages of Time

It's that time of the decade where I get to renew my passport, which means returning my old one.



I think Old James looks like he murdered Young James, chopped him up, and stored his body parts in a freezer.

From Twitter 12-11-2009

• 10:58:30: I just watched a lady use a stack of propane tanks as a wind block to light her cigarette. Nobody died.
  

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From Twitter 12-10-2009

• 10:09:03: Ooooh... MST3K on Hulu: http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=journal&id=242184
  
• 19:15:27: via @edmistond Prank on newlyweds: @newlywedsontjob
  
• 23:25:36: Some dude in a Steelers hat must have switched sides during the game. 13-3 Browns. No hat now, and cheering for the Browns. Dick.
  

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From Twitter 12-09-2009

• 09:35:46: I can cancel my cable subscription now: http://www.hulu.com/the-big-tens-greatest-games-football
  
• 17:44:12: Crap, I opened a hole in the Space-Time Continuum AGAIN: http://tinyurl.com/y8ctp7g
  

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From Twitter 12-07-2009

• 08:29:28: I need to figure out what music feed the Orthodontist's office uses... "Word Up!"
  

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From Twitter 12-05-2009

• 20:10:15: Is this game the Passion of the Tebow?
  
• 20:31:25: Possibly the funniest football play I've ever seen: http://tinyurl.com/ybyvylq
  
• 21:49:08: http://twitpic.com/sc0i7 - camera phones don't capture xmas lights well
  

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From Twitter 12-04-2009

• 07:20:05: http://twitpic.com/s31ao - Why I'm moving into DFW.
  

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From Twitter 12-03-2009

• 19:45:16: I just watched a lady take off her shoe, polish an apple with her sock, and proceed to eat the apple. She commented, "this kind of smel ...
  
• 20:13:56: holy crap, i have the option of eating kangaroo! that's gonna hop right into my belly!
  

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From Twitter 12-01-2009

• 11:31:46: So, has Notre Dame considered hiring Bobby Bowden yet? I hear he has some free time....
  

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From Twitter 11-30-2009

• 08:37:15: Sitting at an orthodontist office surrounded by children and trying not to sing along with "She Blinded Me With Science" on the radio.
  

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