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• 12:53 I managed to button my butt to a chair today. No, I'm not sure how it happened. #
• 14:55 I accidentally called a woman at work "chattel".... when I really meant to call her a serf... #
• 07:38 Someone has been putting a Pinocchio lunchbox in the work fridge. I check for a matching thermos and an oatmeal creme pie. #

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