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• 18:59 I can't believe I just watched Malibu's Most Wanted. I can't believe I laughed. #
• 07:18 I found some old fortune cookie fortunes in my desk today: "Special touches have been planned with you in mind." #
• 07:18 "You are the guiding star of his existence" #
• 07:18 "About time I got out of that cookie." #

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