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• 22:55 Sarah Palin interview generator using MARKOV CHAINS! Woot EE 701! tinyurl.com/4j98zf #

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Black Hole Sun

For those fans of the Large Hadron Collider, there's a live webcam available here. Pretty cool stuff.

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• 17:36 Is it bad that setting a wedding date is really really screwed up by the Ohio State football schedule? Am I THAT obsessive? #
• 11:27 likely reception site: tinyurl.com/4glpv8 #
• 11:58 wedding date, August 8, 2009... at least things are reserved now... let the stress begin? #

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• 08:33 I know that gas prices are high... but, really? A bloodmobile? #

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The beast under your bed...

Dave sent me an image from a message board with cats depicting Metallica's Enter Sandman. Oh, Lolcats, is there anything you CAN'T do?

Shortest Vacation Ever

I see that Mount Blanchard is an actual stop on a "scenic byway" tour: as a main stop and also featured in the other points of interest. It's slightly more informational than my decades-old photo tour of Mount Blanchard. Head on over to Orbitz or your other favorite vacation planner right now and get on that byway before it gets all touristy!

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• 10:56 Oooh... electric Mini Cooper... tinyurl.com/3kwkdp #

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Dazed and Confused

Simon has been put on some antihistamines, which supposedly have an anti-anxiety effect. The vet was afraid that the massive amounts of cat hair that he consumes would cause some long term digestive track troubles. Well, I will say the drugs work. Of course, they work in the same way that strong cold medicines have an "anti-anxiety" effect on me. I sometimes think Simon is going to just fall over while walking around. And his mewing sounds half-hearted at best. I guess we'll try this for another week and adjust the dosage accordingly. At least he's not overgrooming at the moment.

On another note, I guess the side effect of this drug on humans is "massive weight gain." Hopefully Simon doesn't grow large enough to overpower dogs and humans. This could be the beginning of the downfall of humanity.

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• 16:22 Wow, Wall Street is a pretty open, inclusive environment... ahem... tinyurl.com/6ef6rd #

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• 13:07 Ad for old-skool game: Burger Time tinyurl.com/3ysa5s #
• 16:00 Remember Burger King DINNER BASKETS? Who thought THAT would bring in business? tinyurl.com/6fyxz9 #

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• 10:08 Got a Samsung ML-2510 laser printer for $60 yesterday. Perfect for my needs... Ubuntu is a great print server for my network... #

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• 23:45 DUI ads about driving while AWESOME? tinyurl.com/3z48ez #

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• 15:47 Pancakes fall on the just and the unjust: tinyurl.com/5a7owj #
• 08:20 Republican dirty tricks have started in Ohio already... maybe: tinyurl.com/54jx23 #
• 10:12 Andy Warhol exhibit at the Wexner Center in Columbus: www.columbusing.com/?p=1063 #

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• 08:30 USC student films are weird and artsy... even with Tressel in them: tinyurl.com/55f5bo #
• 11:14 A review of Metro Burger in Highland Square: tinyurl.com/5kwrau #

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• 08:21 Insulting people who know how to organize... probably a bad idea: tinyurl.com/68mun8 #

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The Chinaman is not the Issue

In honor of my new bowling ball,let's let some popular game avatar's recreate one of the greatest moments in cinematic history:






It's no Red vs. Blue, it is pretty cool.

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• 10:12 Great article on why spiking the ball is (almost) always bad in football: tinyurl.com/6l8yaj #

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• 12:40 1st quarter osu-ou: beautiful weather... awful offense #
• 13:40 amy is beginning to regret wearing a green and white ohio state shirt... she might get lynched #

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• 11:42 what is it with colleges and counting? osu is in the 11 member big ten and ohio u has the 200+ member "marching 100" band. some remedia ... #

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• 15:05 It's official: Akron Rules! tinyurl.com/64l5dd #
• 15:08 Akron in "feature film"... made by some random guy: tinyurl.com/687n3f #
• 09:54 Peanuts animator died... and Snoopy's voice :-( tinyurl.com/65o4pu #

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• 14:56 So, LeBron started a documentary on himself while he was still in high school. THAT'S business savvy: tinyurl.com/6arv7d #
• 15:54 Canadians just can't do touchdown celebrations: tinyurl.com/6e8j96 #
• 09:22 Ohio State is "fancied" to win: tinyurl.com/5vpj95 #
• 11:27 Farewell, sweet Drexel Grandview tinyurl.com/57znub #

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• 16:22 I've heard some of this creepy theology at my own churches: tinyurl.com/6dz8yg #

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• 07:08 @podux it's Amy's cat from home. It's actually been here a month or so already #
• 07:08 Slashing tires and throwing rocks is a great way to win sympathy... idots: tinyurl.com/5tpkfw #

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A house divided?

I'm beginning to wonder if every state has a secessionist fringe group based on weird constitutional interpretations: Sarah Palin was once a member of one in Alaska. At least the Alaska one has some legal underpinnings that make logical sense. Ohio secessionists always claimed that Ohio wasn't made a state correctly in the first place. I guess most states *have* had secessionist proposals at various points in history. I guess we all love the Union just that much...

Usurper

Seventeen and a half years of experience terrorizing other cats. And she's plotting Simon's demise. All Simon can do in retaliation is pee in Cookie's litterbox.